To be truly happy, you need to recognize sorrow

-- Chia Weng Yan, future millionaire.

2- Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationshipsl in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

10- Miss Turncoat
She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

10- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

24 May 2005 Mon
I think that Cupid's on holiday or worst still may have changed to the hell department. Recently, there have been a lot of stories on break up and other scandalous issue regarding my friends. In fact i think most of them have devoted themselves to the 'dark side' as they are full of rage and hatred towards the opposite sex. Cupid has either change management or HE must have hired a new cupid as the current cupid is certainly lazy. With all the wars and fucked up things going on in the world today, i think that the current cupid is just shooting his arrows blindly just to finish the quota for the month. Some of my girlfriends are afraid to be with guys now after numerous scandalous issue. Furthermore all the guys that go after them now seem to be in it just for a booty call. Well you know what i think; i think it is not entirely the 'guys' fault. Guys, will be guys and given the chance they will tempt those emotionally challenged girls with sweet words and promises just to have a nookie. ( Hey you can hate me but this is the truth ). However not all guys are JERKS and many still have good moral quality in them. ( There is still goodness in him - Princess Armidala). The girls just need to know how to differentiate between the GOOD guys vs the BAD guys. Though they are still many GOOD guys around, the girls just seems to prefer to be 'used' by the BAD guy mainly because of the excitement and ' i can change him ' attitude that girls yearns in a relationship. To all my girlfriends out there. 'What the fuck were you thinking?', ' Sing Mok Tit' . Whenever they break up they said they will not get into another relationship so soon and yet a month later they will complain to me about how a certain JERK treated them badly. Sigh, word of advise, ' IF A SNAKE IS VENOMOUS WHY TOUCH THEM '. Many of my girl-friends know that the guy she is dating has a very strong tendency to stray and yet they hook up with him. Why? Mainly because women THINK that she can change him into a GOOD GUY. Yups, its the naive thinking of many women out there. Meanwhile the GOOD guys are slowly changing into jerks simply because they have their heart broken so many time they do not really care about girl anymore. The dark side triumph once again.

The girls are not that good themselves. Ever wondered why whenever there is a problem in a relationship the fault always goes to the guys -- automatically? " Oh you broke up ? What did HE do now ". It never fails. It is always the guy fault. For me i always look on both side of the story. Perhaps the girls should not put all the blame on the guy and should reflect on what they have done wrong instead. ( This only applies if the guy is not a JERK to begin with). I have many girlfriends that will lead a guy on and yet nothing comes out of it. Girls use guys too. It is just a different kind but they are still using. After using the guys for whatever reason they will say that they are just friends all along. BULLSHIT. They should not have acted like they are giving the guy a chance in the first place. I mean what do you expect out of the guy. To fetch you all the time, to buy you dinner and gifts, to cheer you up, to call and remains as 'FRIENDS' . I dont think so. I do not think there is any good friendship between two opposite sex. Yes, i must admit at first it would be alright, but once they are doing things like a couple; problems will arise.. eventually. Sooner or later one party will fall for the other. That is why i strongly advise against being a close friend with you opposite sex friend if you do not think he/she has a chance in hell of getting in a relationship with you. So, i am sure you must be wondering if i have any close girl friends then. Well i have a ton of them but,.. i do not do 'couple' things with them. Sadly i made a mistake once and all Hell broke loose. Hence the reason why i am opting for the dark side now. Damn cupid.

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