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To be truly happy, you need to recognize sorrow -- Chia Weng Yan, future millionaire.
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| 10 May 2005 Tue Went for a interview recently. Hopefully i can get it as i am fed up with my current company. Peanuts salary. Although the job is pretty easy i would prefer something a little more challenging and i certainly dont mind a bigger paycheck. ( Well i need to plan for my future). There is apartment to buy, car to maintain and girls to take out.. All this needs money. Hopefully within next 2 weeks i get reply from them or i will have to look for a job again. Hate this job hunting process. Nevermind, i shall presevere. I can make it. Always did. Always will. |
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| Rendevouz at a Fine City 4 ... | ||||||||
| 10 May 2005 Tue Day 4: Woke up. Lunch. Flirt . Ice-cream. Flirt. Taxi 2 cousin place. Wedding. Laugh. Sleep. Dream. Back in Malaysia. Nightmare. ( too lazy to elaborate). |
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| Rendevouz at a Fine City 3 ... | ||||||||
| 2 May 2005 Tue Day 3: Woke up early again. Fast forward to lunch. Cant really remember what i ate. Went grocery shopping with them. As always with a blink of an eye Hui and Gwen went off to do their daily dose of pak toing. I was stuck with EKK/Jane. Grocery shopping is fun. EKK was being fickle minded like any other girl and took ages to get her stuff. She said she is pretty good at picking up oranges and showed me her skills. She is extremely well versed in the food category. 'oh.. i like that to eat this one, oh i like to eat that one', she said non stop. Wondered if there is anything she dun like to eat. After groceries i leave them to go to my cousin place. I reach my cousin place and there was not enough room for me to sleepover. Sigh, so i called Hui and beg him to take me back into their arm. haha. Unfortunately my mum had accidentally lock my aunts room and the key was in the room. So being a SCOUTS i have to use my ' keysmithering ' skills to pry open the lock. Took me quite some time as i do not want to damage my aunts door. Went back to Hui's place rather late and Jane was going out for a jog. The rest of us went down for a quick walk before heading out for supper. During supper we ate a lot of seafood. Hence the reason why i have sore thoat and fever now. We even tried a new seafood called 'Kong Kong'. Kong kong has a big sea shell and a claw in it. At first glance i yelled out ' What the fuck its a hermit crab! '. Fortunately it was not but the claw sure looks like a hermits crab claw. For memory sake we have decided to bring back some of the Kong Kong shells back. After supper, we all went out to the beach for a walk. Jane was walking like a DUCK as she is afraid sands will get in her sandals. So to save myself from embarassment of walking with a duck walking airstewardess i just kick sand in her sandals. There problem solved. She retaliated by kicking sand back at my shoe. Hui and Gwen decided to stand at one spot and was getting all lovey dovey. Jane and i then walked around the rest of the beach. Hmmm ... she is actually kinda fun to be around. Someone i can actually tolerate. Went home after a while. Jane wanted to walk in the surrounding park and i teman her. Hui can thank me later. Went to a nearby park and sat there just to chat. Mosquito was swarming around us and Jane came up with a genius discovery that mosquito seems to like her better. Talking to Jane is like talking to a old friend. She is rather well versed in all kind of subjects. She is rather manja too and would always prolong the last word in her sentence. For example. " But a slug is a type of snail righhhhhhhhhhhhhhttt ! ". With her cute chubby cheek i had to try very hard not to pinch and tear them apart. haha. From the conversation we had, i know that she is going to get EKK by Kenny soon. Although she said she does not want a relationship so soon, i am sure that they will end up together. (* Never listen to what a girl say ). I always have great intuition in this kinda things thanks to the experience i gained during all the 'use your shoulder' session with my girl-friends. Well, i dunno Kenny well but if he break her heart i am going to be there to break his bone. Went back up after a while and we end up looking pictures of her friends. After that she suprised me by showing one of her sexy clothing. " You see, this is lacy 1", she said. ' Thou shall resist, dont fight a losing battle ', . i kept reminding myself. (* Sorry folks even Darth Vader need to meditate on this). ' Dun tempt me ! ', i warned her. 'Put the ring back'.. hahhahahha. Much too much LOTR here. After all that we headed to the kitchen table to clean the Kong Kong shell we bought back. Chat till the wee hour before both of us were too tired to carry on and slept. (Thou shall resist..Thou shall resist.. Thou shall resist..Thou shall... zzzzzz.. Thou .. zzzzzz). |
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| Rendevouz at a Fine City 2 ... | ||||||||
| 2 May 2005 Tue Day 2: Woke up rather early. My biological clock is working fine.. TOO DAMN FINE.. i went out of the room and guess what everybody is still sleeping. Force myself back to sleep mode. Few hours later Hui, or was it Gwen? came to knock on my my door. 'Wake up! you sleepy head. Wake up!', 'Shut the fuck up', i yelled back.. it was useless as i did not lock my door. Like a pack of hungry hyenas they barge in my room and woke me up. I went outside and i saw Jane, in her pyjamas. Jane look like a pale ghost as she went into the bathroom. After cleaning up we have to wait for the air-con man to repair the air con ( i was sleeping in Kim's room and the air-con need fixing). After that, if i remember correctly Jane was JUST about ready to go ( Yup, she is REAAALL slow) after applying like a ton of make up. hahaha. Hmm... not bad looking after all. Kinda cute. Took a cab/bus (cant remember) out to the city. Gwen brought us to eat 'Siew Lung Pau'. Now i have eaten all kind of pau before but this 'pau' is kinda different. When you eat it whole, the juice inside will literally explode in your mouth. Hmm.. kinda yucky but yummy at the same time. My lunch was Fried Rice with prawns. Got into an arguement with Jane cause she wanted to eat the same dish too. Oh well, too bad i was not going to back down. Laugh and chat for the entire lunch. Was really enjoying myself. After lunch we all went window shopping. Hui as always will be miles away with Gwen leaving me by myself. Luckily for me, Jane was around and she accompanied me. Not long after, we waited for Jane to buy some pants. Yup... we .. .. waited... .. and waited .. .. and waited.... and.... guess what ....waited (* time stop when girls shop). As a guy i am not use to this kinda torture, so me and hui found a place to sit. Ahh.... my poor feet. After an eternity i just stood up and walk towards a sport shops to browse around. Lost track of time and i rush back to Hui. Guess what folks. He left.. Yup.. Gwen left too...Jane was nowhere to be found. Ok.. hmm.. time to think.. Money limited.. Hand phone non-operational. Red Alert ! Red Alert ! . Stop! wait a minute. I went back into the shop and luckily Jane just finish her shopping. Phew.. We went and look around for Hui went suddenly all of a sudden Jane pointed out at a cute lil mini t and said " Uuu! i like this one, kinda bohemian". What? Bohemian! what style is that. How about Jamican? African? American perhaps? . hahah. Went back and took a shower before heading off to Hard Rock Cafe. Met 2 other Gwens friend there. It was Gwenolynn <-- hope i spell it right and uhmm uhmmm.. sorry cant remember. Both are kinda pretty. "Airstewardess of course pretty lar"- statement quoted from Gwen. Geez. We ordered a lot of food and ate like a pig. Jane was passing us her onions ring fried flour and just requested us to give her the onions. What a weirdo. haha. Is there any1 in the world that eat like that. I dont think so. After dinner and some gossips we all went to Zouk. Sigh, i was already getting stinky no thanks to the hot climate at S'pore. Met even more of Gwens airstewardess chics friend there. I cant remember their name so i will just have to give them a nick name. There was Smiley girl, Jacqueline lookalike<-- lets call her hau por, and one more kinda emotianally unbalance girl<-- lets call her Mental. We drank and we dance. The girls was actually buying us drink. I tried a drink that requires you to light the drink in your mouth. Yup.. IN YOUR F**king mouth. Jane came back with a guy she likes, name Kenny. Kinda short. Typical Singaporean style. I was actually dancing further and further away from the girls as i was getting real stinky. Damn. Went for supper when Jane told us that her friend, lets called him FUCKed up man of the Year aka Tongue Jabber, tried to french kiss her. 3 times. Tongue Jabber was actually Kim's ex (gwens' housemate). ( Yup.. told ya he is a fucker). How he bypass two french kiss is beyond me. Jane said she had already denied and said no to him and yet voila.. french kiss AGAIN. I gave her the nickname EKK (EASILY KENA CONNED/KONNED) girl because she is indeed very EKK. So me and Gwen decide to teach her how to use the slap technique #45. After teaching her the basic on how to slap 'Unwanted Tongue in Mouth' we went home to sleep. |
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| Rendevouz at a Fine City... | ||||||||
| 2 May 2005 Tue Day 1: Hui and i was already late when Hui's brother fetch us to go to the bus station. Everything is packed. The traffic was terrible. We are already halfway there when Hui brothers car overheated. In my mind i was already focusing on alternative ways to get to the bus station. Its 3.50 and the bus departures at 4.30. Damn, why does such thing only happen during EMERGENCIES. We had no choice. We asked Hui's bro to stop at the nearest possible place before ditching him. I carried my backpack and started walking towards the bus stop , Hui hurried along behind me. Taxi 1 came by.. No luck ...it was occupied. Never mind, i thought. The second taxi will come soon enough. Taxi 2 came by, and yet again it was occupied. Damn. No time. Cant wait around. I looked at Hui and he nodded. We both knew what we need to do. Then suddenly in the middle of a massive jam, Hui and I started to jog ( * insert dramatic song here ) to PUDU. It was far. At least 1 km from the where we were. Luckily for both of us, we are used to it. We are both ... SCOUTS. People was actually peering outside their car windows to catch a glimpse of us. 'So', i thought. 'This is how being a snatch thief feels like'. If a policeman was there, i am sure he would mistaken us for a snatch thief duo. Fuck it, I dun care. Hui said we will not be able to make it in time. I told him that we need to be positive.. especially in times like this. We started to jog again soon after. Surprisingly we were able to make it around 4:15. Phew. Bus still here. We boarded the bus without much problem except for our stinky sweaty bodies. 4:45 Damn i felt like a human Post-It note. All the sweat was making me very uncomfortable. Suddenly Hui yelled "Fuck it! I'm taking off my cloths". So there he was next to me, taking off his sweaty cloths to change as i video tape him with my digital camera. We both laugh about it. I change my cloths not long after. What a great way to start off a journey. Reach Singapore after an eternity. I was dead tired. We took a LRT to the nearest bus station and took a bus to Gwen's house. 11:00 ?? 12:00 Oh god.. I cant remember. Finally reach Gwen's place. Ding Dong! X 2. Hm... . Suddenly the door open and Gwen said " Honey ah! you reach dy ahh! Why so early one! *Smooch smooch, *Hump hump". i i just rolled my eyes and try to look away. After that as we enter her house she introduce me to her housemate, another airstewardess, name Jane aka DUCK, lohon or EKK girl ( i shall elaborate on her later on). Hm.. first impression on Jane. Hair style messy. Face puffy. Posture bad. Luke warm greeting. ' She is training to be an airstewardess? ' i thought . She went back to her bedroom even before i had a chance to take a proper look at her. Oh well the place was terribly hot and after i took a bath, we all took a cab to the beach. Jane didnt follow us as she was rather tired. The beach was pretty windy and after a drink and walk in the beach we headed home. Was dead tired. Slept throughout the night.. Snore... |
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| Glug Glug Glug... | ||||||||
| 25 April 2005
Mon Went to Poppy last Friday for Sharon's birthday. It was already 10-ish when i reach Sharon's place and i thought i to myself " Shit, i am late". Forgot to bring my handphone along. To my surprise Gary was not even at her place yet. Sigh, and i overheated my engine for nothing. Even worst Sharon was not even ready yet. She asked my opinion on which dress to wear... Well its either a green one or the pink one. Easy choice. However like any girl, she is being fickle minded and doubt my decision. Haha. Luckily she chose the right dress. Gary came after 10 minutes and we headed to KL city. Reached Poppy around 1045 but didnt manage to get in as the club only open up at 1100. So we went to Coffee Bean for a drink. Ken Meng and Charng Bin came after a while and we all went inside Poppy around 1115. Richard and Junyi was already waiting for us at the entrance. Junyi look stunning as usual. Opss.. yeah ..yeah.. Sharon u too ( Birthday girl must give face a bit). hahah. It was much too early and there were hardly any people around. Gary have decided to open two bottle for Sharon. A Chivas and a Vodka. Must have cost him a fortune. But hey like they said "If you wanna hamsap, you got to pay". haha. We all started drinking way too early. By the time Sharon's friend have arrived i have already drank quite a number of shots. Sam as usual came late but wait a minutes, 'whats this?' , Kelvin is with him. Since 'when' do Kelvin go clubbing. The horror, the misguided one. I fear that he TOO is turning to the dark side. Hui came soon after because he had to attend a function with his colleague. Among Sharon's friend i only regonise and ahem ' notice '. some of them. I have met most of them thru the Chinese New Year gambling trip at Sharon's place. I am sure they all remembered me as i sapu all their money that day. Anyway the cute Lim Mee Hoong lookalike (Joanna) was there and so was 40 d cup. Yup, they all have nicknames. I am sure i dont need to explain why she is called a 40 d cup. Now, 40 d cup possesed super 'hau por' look and she is what the guys would called as a " mobile eletric generator/ tesla coil ". Fast forward to another few more shots and Sam was already pinching my chest urging me to go after girls. Yup, when he is drunk/high , he tend to FORCE ppl to go after any thing looks remotely enough to pass of as a female. ( FYI i have a blue black at my chest now). Would have slap the bugger but i had drank a lil too much. Hui on the other hand was looking at Sharon's friends dancing all night long.. hahha . Sooner or later i am sure he is going to stray. Ass. Gary was a bit high by now mainly because he had to help Sharon out with her drinks. I was able to ahem ahem.. *PERSUADE* lim mee hong lookalike to drink a couple of shots. However she has hoards of bodyguard around her and it was really tough to break into their defenses. Like a batallion of well trained Roman soldier, her friends ( all GUYS ) seems to be surrounding her like bees protecting their queens. Nevertheless after a couple of drink she was out for the count. Gary was right, she cant drink.. by the end of the day she was looked like an over riped red tomato (pic inset)... Anyway Gary went home early cause Sharon was already lying horizontally instead of the usual vertical position. After Gary is gone we got to see some of Sharons friend kissing each other, nothing unusual, BUT this was two girls getting it on. I thought this shit only happen overseas. Apparently i was wrong. APPARENTLY her friends like to kiss other girls for no apparent reason. And APPARENTLY the girl being kissed likes to KISS girl for no apparent reason as well. And COICIEDENTALLY most guys just like to watch them getting it on. * no comment on this *. Overall i think its a great clubbing night. Open five bottles in total. Everybody was high. It was great. I mean you get to see 'live' shows, drink with your buddies, bully some girls. What more could you ask for... Cant wait till we head towards the next club. And Oh yeah! Sharon ..DO bring your friends along k .. :P. Pics
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