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To be truly happy, you need to recognize sorrow -- Chia Weng Yan, future millionaire.
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Rambo 1 ( First Blood)... |
| 29 Mar 2005 Tue Hahah. i knew my last post would be popular. As always my friends tend to misinterpret my action/indication/thought. First of all i have always trusted my own taste when it come to the opposite sex. Lookwise. Nevertheless i dun think we should dwell on that subject as it is not my concern what others think of her. I will be going for paintball this Sat (woohoo) and anyone who is interested may give me a call IF you read my posting before this sat. Do NOT call me last minute and tell me you want to go. Here is a likely scenario that are going to happen on Sat *Dreaming bubble: Imagine 'Rambo' music in the background. Tying red bandana on the forehead. (cant see the face yet). Showing how muscular the back is... Now you can see the face.. Start from top to bottom. Fingers across face with camouflage paint. Snapshot of Gary face ( tough looking face ), then Sharon face (damsel in distress) and of course lastly my face (Rambo determination face). The war begins. Everybody will be looking for me. Walking thru swampy area. I will emerged from the water slowly biting a knife in my mouth and cutting Gary's henchmen across the throats. One by one will dissapear. Gary's is shouting at all his henchmen to find me. Suddenly one of his henchmen manage to hit me in the stomach but i somehow manage to shot the henchmen right between the eye. I am injured. Bleeding from the wound i took the gunpowder from my bullets and pour it over the wound. I brace myself as i lit a match to lit the wound. Yearrrghhhhhhh!!! the sound of pain could be heard accross the jungle. I rested for a couple of hours before continuing with my my mission. Then i saw him. My sworn enemy, Gary standing right beside Sharon (tied up a tree with bullet wounds all over body). She's dead. He is laughing. As in any typical movie i tore of my shirt to show off my muscular body and Gary tore of his shirt as well. Both of us are out of ammo. We resorted to ancient Man-O-Man (mano-o-mano) battle. Being the villian, Gary has a better built body and pulp me in the beginning of the battle. I was bleeding on the left eye and was in a daze when i suddenly caught a glimpse of Sharon lifeless body. Suddenly, coming back from near death i gave Gary a couple of 'rope-a dope' and he fell to the ground. As i move in to finish him off i could feel a sharp pain on my chest. It was Gary, he manage to pull a knife out of nowhere and jab me in the heart. As i lay down to a slow agonising death i manage to hear Sharon's voice. She said " hahahha, die you ass, die, I'm with Gary). I could hear them humping at the background before i draw my final breath. *Dreaming bubble dissapear. Haha.. sorry bout this post. Have nothing new to write about. Oh well i shall update you on the paintball session. |
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| Dr. Hitch... | |
| 24 Mar 2005 Thu Went for 'HITCH' yesterday. It was great. The movie is really funny. Kinda makes you think aint it. Can any guy gets his dream girl. Can a guy like Brennaman really date a supermodel. Wake up and smell the coffee man. Yup, smell it. Smell it.............hahah just kidding. OK, maybe there is a chance that even though you are a freak you will be able to date a supermodel-like kinda girl. From the movie i realize that you should never ever be frank to a girl. In the movie Will Smith that has been hurt in his past relationship and he has learn much from it. He shielded himself and never really show his true feeling.(except for the end of the movie where he begs to go back to the girl). Now there is a downside to all this begging of course. Most woman will find it as a put-off but if you are lucky you may have a shot at it. IF you are lucky. In the movie i think there are several tips i can use for myself. Like the 90 10 technique. And how about the 'suprise and awe' lesson. Most importantly the being yourself lesson. (Sadly i have only just started to understand the being myself lesson). There are also several fundamental rules in relationship that the movie has pointed out. For example: When a girl rejected you in a NICE, SUBTLE way that she is not free,father bdae, wedding dinnner,work.. blah blah blah..yak yak yak.. there is no way i hell that the girl are interested in you. I mean if she said that her parents is in the ICU following a car acident thats fine. Any other excuse than that and you are in deep water. That is why whenever any girl gives me an excuse for not going out i would normally delete her entry in the handphone. Kidding. Well there are many girls that i call and would come out for a dinner or lunch without thinking. 'Hey. .. what is this guy up to'. Newsflash : its just a dinner and lunch. not a wedding. And there are girls that always seem hessitant to go out at first but would call you back when you have hung up the phone. Tarik harga i guess. But possibly the worst kind would be the kind of girl/guy that would not call you back after a missed call. Hello.. where's the common courtesy and responsibilities. Wheres all the manners. Hate that when it happen. I would normally tolerate around 3 rounds of such incident, of which after the third such 'forgotten' bullshit excuse i would just not call the girl/guy anymore. So if i dun call you back, you know you have cross the line. Anyway enough bout the movie and 'so called realtionship' stuff. I shall dwell on it further next time. Anyway should be going for badminton today. hmm wondering whether junyi or sharon is coming along. Not to mention Sharons new found friend Joanna (<-- the badminton girl). Sigh, thinks shes kinda cute BUT it seems that the rest of my housemate disagree. haha. It SEEMS that she looks like LIM MEE HONG, my former college lecturer.(30+ ish). The horror, the horror. A girl that i thinks is cute are being labeled as a 30+ish college lecturer by my housemate. How degrading to my sense of taste. Apart from defending my sense of taste, all i got to say is she 'CERTAINLY DOES NOT' look like LIM MEE HONG. Perhaps yesterday she dressed rather shabbily and didnt manage to catch my housemate eyes. Oh well enough bout that, I am sure my housemate will change their mind. They always does. They will say that a girl is not pretty but eventually go after them later. hahahahah. (this has happen several times before). So i guess i would just sit back and wait till the days come.. fuh.....*smoking*wind*music. |
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| Kinda ironic... | |
| 15 Mar 2005 Tue Most of the girls today still FANTASIZE on the perfect relationship whereby the guy will be all be 6" tall, dark, handsome, make bucketful of money and would treat them like a princess. THE 'guy' that never complains and is always capable in dealing with every kind of situation imaginable. The awful fact is, (this is for the girls out there) is that "Happily Ever After" situation does not come true. Boys will be boys and they will fart, dig nose, bum around and Yes! they are all hamsap. Just accept that there are just not that many PERFECT guy around. As for the guy, well what can i say, there are no "Happily Ever After" situation for them either. Girls will be girls, boobs will sag, gravity will win, girls will always go shopping, gossips and nag you till you die when you get married. Now lets do the MATH (human population is estimated to be around 9.3 billion this year, lets just assume that there is equal number of guys and girls around. That would mean 4.65 billion of guy/girls around. Assuming half of them are in poor countries which cuts the number to approx 2.325 billion guys/girls. We then narrow the search by looks. Assuming that they are 1 exceptionally good looking guy/girl in every 40 people, that would mean that there is a little over 58125 pretty people around. Now lets imagine that in every 58125 pretty people there is a 1/50 chance that they would be filthy rich. That would equals to 1162 rich, and good looking people around. Ok next would be the attitude to match. Lets assume once again that in every 1162 rich, good looking people less than half of them have the right attitude. That would once narrow the number into a mere 581 good looking, rich, good attitude people around. Now they are around 50 good city that these people may live in. That means 11 POTENTIAL people would be living near you IF you live in the 50 best city in the world. Now assuming there is 1 /11 chance that those people would be at a suitable age as you and you would get the 1 PERFECT guy/girl out there. Now with 4.65 billion - 1 (YOU) looking for this guy/girl i would personally rather use that chance and buy a lottery. At least that way you would have a higher probability. |
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| Discovery channel expert... | |
| 8 Mar 2005 Tue I have always been told that whenever i am in a arguement i would not back down and ALWAYS try to prove that i am right. Well, guess what. I am not sorry because i am right. Yup, you heard me. I am not. When i know i am right i wont back down, no matter what the topic is. Its like when you know 1+1 = 2 and then an ass tells you " No, No, its 3 ". I wont back down for that. Its ridiculous. For example: yesterday my friend told me about the 7 star hotel and where it is located. He said it was located somewhere around India, or something like that.( Hey i only remember facts). Nevertheless i knew he was bullshitting as i know that the ONLY 7 star hotel resides in Dubai. SO i made a bet with him that if i win he will have to belanja me or cut off his penis .. something like that. Anyway by that time i think he too realized that he was bullshitting and he just brush off the whole bet. Sigh, i could have a free meal. Anyway, i do not understand why sometimes people need to prove something that they are not sure of. When i am not sure about something i would simply starts my opinion with " maybe, possibly, perhaps" . However these monkeys mostly starts their opinion with " i am sure, it must be, certainly ". What is that ? Its illogical to prove something you are unsure of. If you don't know about certain things/issue just keep quiet and listen.(hey, you might actually learn something). I mean i dun talk about football, F1, or map location mainly because i do not know these topics. So i will just sit down and listen. However if i know the topic i am talking about try not to prove your point with me, because I KNOW what i am talking about. Some of these jokers will sometimes even challenge me regarding discovery-basis-knowledge. HELLO ! X 10000. I pratically watch Discovery channel more than any person you will ever know. I can even tell you what program is on next month. Go ahead, watch any episode of Discovery and then ask me whether i have watch it or not. There are a very high probability i have watch it before. Therefore i plea to you monkeys out there, just say i am RIGHT for god sake. It will take less of my energy as i dun have to go to the internet and paste the bloody link to your bloody face, just to prove i am right. Thank you. |
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