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To be truly happy, you need to recognize sorrow -- Chia Weng Yan, future millionaire.
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Devil's slave... |
| 28 Feb 2005 Mon My friend have recently send me a video of how cute racoons/fox/rabbits were being killed alive to make fur coats. Sadly i only manage to watch up to 20 second of the video before i close the application. In my recent post i have always criticise on others. Today i am here to criticise on possibly the most ignorant, brainless, barbaric, fucked up, bastard CHINESE that slays those animals. Let me describe to you in detail how they killed them. First they catch the racoon out of the cage and immediately bash them on the ground while carrying their hind legs. ( Damn, if only i have a sniper rifle). After a few seconds of bashing and smashing on the ground, the fuck-ass devil minions then took out a bloody cleaver and chopped on the racoons feet. ( I think i might just want to research on how to build a sniper rifle after all). Then the lucifer minions will take out a knife and started to skin the racoon alive. As if that is not bad enough, the Hell-bound fucker then stepped on the animal and started to tuck/pull to get the animal skins. I just want to point out that the skinning of the animals starts from the anus and end at the nose of the racoons. They just pull the whole skins off till the nose. After that tie the racoons up. ( the racoon is not dead at this point and is stills struggling for their life. Fidgetting to slow, painful, excruciating dead. How any CHINESE can be that cruel not to mention brainless is beyond my comprehension. They were right, they are NO justice on earth. Personally i respect a cave man far than more those fuckers i have seen on the video. If you want to get fur from an animal just kill it in a proper way. Just shoot it for goodness sake. ( or think of other way). Anyway whats with girls and fur coat anyway? I mean those models/fashion victim/ppl that like furs are supposed to be fashionable and yet they are following caveman's fashion sense. Cave man back then have to hunt animals for their meat and fur for protection. Whats your excuse ? Oh how i wish that some mad serial killer will hunt down those butcher and skin them alive. Oh! dont skin them whole. Let them have a taste of their own medicine by skinning their arms or a leg for starters. ( Hows that..., a nice human arm skin coat). Pay me a million buck to buy a fur coat and i will throw back the million right at your face and pray that you become a racoon in your next life. Sigh...Nevertheless i think that hell and heaven are DEFINITELY on earth and humans determine their own fate by choosing. ( Constantine fans here). Sadly for those butchers and those negative furry animal lovers ,they have already chosen their path. They have chosen to be the devil's slave. Woo hoo! smart choice.. |
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| Face muscle disorder... | |
| 22 Feb 2005 Tue Let me tell you guys about the "Face Muscle Disorder" or FMD. Every morning i would go to work and eat breakfast at a nearby stalls. There is this western food stalls that provides western food. (mostly hams, hotdogs, beans and eggs). As i love to eat western food for breakfast i would usually order the English breakfast set. Now, what about the Face Muscle Disorder that i was talking about ? Well, I name it the FMD mainly because the guy that are running the western food stalls seems to have it. Each morning i would go to the same bloody stall and order the same bloody food and yet the BLOODY guy is not capable of a showing any facial expression or anything. His face has frozen in time. I mean he does not smile, he does not frown, his face does nothing absolutely nothing, Absolutely nothing, Zero, 0. OK, i mean i do not need him to "smile" at me but at least acknowledge my food order. When i order my food he will look at me and just go back to work. I have to assume that he has remembered my food order. And yet this incident will repeat itself for the next couple of months. ( Sigh, what can i say...i love western breakfast). That emotionless fucker must have something shove up his ass because his face is like a bloody wall. I would actually prefer to order my food facing the wall then look at him. Nevertheless i have stop eating English breakfast for the past 3 weeks as i could not stand the guys face not to mention his lack of attitude. Speaking of Face Muscle Disorder, I think Hui might have a mild case of FMD as well.. hahaha.. just j/k. |
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| Leadership training ... | |
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Jan 2005 Sat I have just been back from a leadership camp. It began on tuesday morning. We took a bus to Cameroon and we met up with our trainer ( John the Scout, Timothy the Commando, Mi Lin the Bombshell and Hisham the Zen Master ). The trainer name our group the LTP 40. (Lazy Turn Profesionals). haha... The first activity that we did was a a major chaos. The team was running everywhere. If somebody was to run , the others was sure to follow. I mean if one girl/guy literally jump off a cliff the rest will follow. Well at least you could say we are united. As we fail the first activity we ended up camping outside intead of staying at the hotel room. Yipee ! . Many guy/girl was on the verge of tears. However i assure them that camping is not that bad. Just sleeping out at a COLD, DAMP place with the possiblities of snakebites/scorpians/ghost and maybe one or two 'hamsap' hands. Anyway the campsite that we went two was possibly the " Paradise of all campsites". Fully equiped with toilet facilites/gazebo/ bbq pit and etc. For godness sake, it even has lights for us. ( That is not camping). I prefer to call it spa treatment. Second day was much better, and we started the day with some fun-filled games. The activity includes the SQUEEZE MY BODY PART - the spiderweb, the FRY YOUR BRAIN PLEASE - the traffic jam, and the SPLIT MY ASS IN HALF - acid river game. Sadly once again we lost the activity and was told we have to camp outside again. However our trainer however was kind enough to let us sleep in the hotel room this time. That nights activity was very interesting. We had to protect four burning fires from 'waterbombs' thrown by the trainers while we walk thru a dark passage to a small gazebo. I have use my military tactics and have ask my team to form a impenetrable shield around the fire. The enemy has relentlessly fire us with laser guided water-filled balloons. My team was however much too discipline and was able to get thru the persistent assault with all the fire still burning. Once the whole team was in the gazebo, we started our war-cry to taunt those attackers. We all shouted " Jaga-jaga Fire, Jaga-jaga Fire " non-stop. After a while the team started a strange NEW war-cry . I have heard ppl shouting " Jangan Jaga Fire ! Jangan Jaga Fire". Sigh. Anyway to cut the story short, after we take a walk in the jungle we ended the night in the hotel room. The third day was mostly about the remembering the lessons that we have learn thru out the whole training. We went home around 3 pm. I personally felt that the training was great and i have learn a great deal from it. Last but not least i would like to thank all my team members and the trainers for this unforgettable memory. |
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| Pants off... | |
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Jan 2005 Mon Guess what happen to me today? It was after lunch and i went to the toilet to anwer natures call when it happen. What happpen exactly ? Well, i will tell you what happen. Just when i want to zip up, the bloody zipper got broken. That's what happen. The whole world could see the underwear i was wearing. I told myself " wan kok lei ka cheh " (it's only an illusion). How i wish it is actually an illusion. Sadly it was not. So i had to take out my shirt and cover the gaping hole. It was helping but only barely. So you can actually imagine me with the shirt tuck out, desperately trying to pull down the shirt to cover the family jewels. Sure, my collegue did laugh at the embrassing moment. They even told me not to let lose the 'snake so to speak. Geez, the only good thing about it was the ocassional cold breeze that i felt entering in between the shirt. Usually i would walk around to do my job but as for today i think i would just sit there motionless and hope that no one notices me." Wan Kok Lei Ka Cheh ", i kep reminding myself as i hear snickering laughter at the background. |
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| No smooching pls... | |
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Feb 2005 Sun Hmm.. i have a new insight on the country Ind*nesia. It seems there are going to implement a new law. I would like to personally call it the " DONT SHOW ANY AFFECTION" law. OK, the law permits any asshole to jail or fine any offenders caught kissing. Yup, If a mum kiss his little baby, Bam ! thats it you are thrown to the jail. If a wediing couple kisses on the wedding , Bam!. If a couple kiss in their room, Bam!. If the couple look at each other, Bam!. If a couple hold hands, Bam!. If a couple smile at each other, Bam again!. You guys out there do get what i mean don't you. There is no single human freedom there. I mean those political retards over that country is just amazing. Their country was the worst hit in the recent tsunami and all they can think of right now is how to NOT show affection. Its like , ( Oh your family died ah, but why you must hug your relative. DO you really need to hug her/him. Sorry, you are going to jail. ) Ok, first of all with all the terrorist running around in their country all they could think of is no kissing. Hey here is an idea, how about no sex. No food. No everything. Yea, that would be great ain't it. Can anyone out there tell me what is wrong with kissing? If the political mule over there is so decent, i suggest them to go for a gender operation. Why ? because those mule dun need their dick anyway. Hey, if they don't kiss i am sure they don't make love right ?. Sometimes i wonder those people ever uses their brain before they can even think of implementing such law. There is no debate necessary. If it was at a western country a sniper would have put a bullet on each and every dumb mule that even dared to think of such law. (scenerio :Hey , why dun we implement a " No Ki...... ( bang! ) ... tud). Anymore of this bullshit and i think i will have to start researching on how to make a sniper rifle. |
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