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Mission impossible 4 (episode one..uhhh)... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 Sept 2006 Tue One morning the MI4 team was chillin' at their bangkok headquarter when suddenly agent Roy Tan (not his real name) got a call.
" Morning devils. This mission if you chose to accept it..is to escort several famous As the mission is extraordinary dangerous, the company has called for the best of the best. The elite team was called in.
The team went to collect their hightech weapons from the armory. The officer was kind enough to throw in several smoke bombs for free. How kind.
After we are all cocked' and loaded'..ahem... we were all ready for our mission. We all took some time to ponder on the possible outcome of the most dangerous mission given to us yet.
The team then went on to fetch our first
Being the elites, we had to make sure that every corner was safe for the client. Being the most alert, Agent Hui (not his real name) aka Eagle walk first. Agent Roy Tan (not his real name) aka Spartan was second alonf the line, ready for any hand-to hand combat. While Agent Chia (not his real name) aka Sniper trail not far behind ready to give sniping assistance to the team.
At noon our Heaquarter 'SECRETLY' called Agent Roy Tan (not his real name) and SECRETLY told him where to pick up our second
Not willing to compromise the safety of our client, the team brought Miss Lolita Pei to a secret tunnel to meet up with Miss Booty Diana.
At the secret tunnel, we finally caught up with Miss Booty Diana. Heck, she even give us her signature, Booty-Oh-Shine post. * Well being the elites does have its own advantage.
After that, we proceeded with our routine tactical movement. We were all checking out Miss Booty Diana
Our last client is a retired
The team has decided to escort the 3 ladies to a very posh restaurant in town..
The restaurant even has their own personal bouncer. And Boy! , was he fierce looking. Miss Lolita Pei however seem to like the fierce looking bouncer. She said she like men with BIG FEET cause she thinks it represent their ..ahem... 'package'. Heck no way... if that was true my FEET is currently waaaaaaaaaay to small. Dont even get me started on Agent Roy Tan's feet..
Agent Adam Hui (not his real name ) and Agent Chia (not his real name ) made sure the restaurant cook their meal properly.
Meanwhile, Agent Roy Tan let the girl catch a glimpse of his 'shoe' size. From the look of it, the girls are pretty amazed.
Miss Lolita Pei was so traumatized she asked Agent Roy Tan to order two set of hotdogs for lunch immediately.
After the mind blowing expensive meal...ahem...., Agent Chia spoke of his military achievement to Agent Hui. Even a seasoned elites like Agent Hui got startled at the brutality Agent Chia has to endure during his military training.
Minutes later, the girls demanded to take some pictures with us , as we are 'UNDOUTBLY' the most good looking bodyguard they have hired so far. We relented but after Miss Lolita Pei flashes us her................................uhmmmm.... money.. we all reluctantly took some pictures.
Wow, check out that mouth...... uhmm i mean smile... *Miss Booty told us that she used to be the ambassador of some toothpaste before she became a
When the camwhorin session ended, the team escorted the girls outside for some fresh air. As usual the team position themselves to ensure the safety of our client.
to be continued in episode 2..... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Open your mind wor... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28 Aug 2006 Mon “A open minded person does not call others close minded” I have had many friends calling me close minded before. I can’t help but wonder how open minded can one be, if he/she is calling the other close minded. Many would agree to label someone as “close minded” would be a rather offensive remark. Don’t think so? Well then, don’t be so “close minded” lar.. heh…In reality it just shows they have run out of arguments. They hide behind it to disguise the complete lack of any rational reason for you to accept what they are telling you. However, the “close minded” issues only come up when someone cannot accept the other ways of thinking ain’t it? You don’t call people “close minded” if you accept the ways the other people think don’t you. To me if you are THAT open minded, it would also mean that you accept the idea the other person is trying to convey. Hence the reason why I think if you are open minded you won’t call people close minded. On the other hand admit yourself as being close minded and you reserved the right to call me close minded. Else stop being a contradictory pain in the ass. The idea itself is not of importance. The idea could be right and it could be wrong. If you are open minded enough then you would just accept the other person thinking, even though deep down you may think that he/she may be wrong. It only becomes a nuisance when someone blatantly declare themselves as open minded and then accused someone else of being close minded. Hmmmm… open minded? Yeah right.. uhuh… open minded my foot! Heck, I like to argue. If you can present me with enough facts and rational thoughts then I am sure you will win me over. Yes, when I debate on a topic I like to win. Who doesn’t? You don’t is it? Don’t bullshit! if you don’t, you would not have start the debate anyway. You only started it because you think your idea is right aint it? Else why debate. When I argue, I don’t say that you are stupid, dumb, irrational, close minded, rigid, and stubborn when I am out of facts or rational thoughts. If you have more valid facts and rational thoughts, I would then agree to what you are saying. It is only rational to do so. I called it healthy debate. It’s only unhealthy when the people you are debating with attack your personal personality when they are out of idea. Sam Lum as sneaky fellow he was, is a perfect example of an open minded guy. When we debate, we respect each other. We do not hit ‘below the belt’. We are only portraying the idea/thinking one has. Once, I have had 3 to 4 hours of healthy argument with Sam and Tee Lee. They did not accept a thinking of mine and yet at the end of the day, I went back home still happy-go-lucky. Why? Because when they debate, they only give out facts and ideas concerning the topic at hand and does not attack the personality of the person debating. It’s something I like to call as respect. You respect me, I will respect you. Kapeesh.. right kapeesh.. Unfortunately I can’t say it to all my friends. Many have hit below the belt. When they have hit one time too many, I would give them a taste of their own medicine. All I can say is many people do not like to taste the medicine I give em.. Which reminds me, once I asked my housemate not to watch soft porn movie in the house when my sis is at home. They said to stop being such a protective close minded brother. They argued that she have watch it before, she doesn’t mind and she is old enough etc etc . Well, well then … your gf might have seen a birdie before, but that doesn’t give me the right to have jerk off in front of her too aint it. After all she is old enough and has watch a birdie before wor...The issue here is not whether my sis is old enough or have had watch movie. The issue is about respecting your friends. Its fine when you talk about each other gf boobs,
not when you start grabbing em. Get it. If respecting your friends and
family means being close minded, then heck I am close minded. If you let
me watch porn/grabbing boobs/swearing when your yi mah ku ceh, suk pak
heng tai, papa mama, koko mui mui cheh cheh is around then yeah.. you
guys are damn open minded…. And I am not.. |
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| Found her... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14 June 2006 Wed Woo hooo... i found her.. Our Malaysian very own Song Hye Kyo. I finally found her. Hahahahah. Bugger check out the uncanny resemblance man. Killer chun. What that? How did i find her? .. you will never know .... neveeeerrrr... you evil men.. nevveeeeerrrrr... OI!! you stop looking at her.. Hmm what are the odds of me finding Song Hye Kyo lookalike in Malaysia. What are the odds wei? OK back to my life. Been pretty busy lately. With lotsa things to do.. Sigh... Dont even have time to ask girl out.. ***shhhhh... what did you hear? . Its not true. All rumours only. Hahah.. Killer Hyper today.. Fucking hungry now.. Basket.. Didnt even manage to eat breakfast. Arrrghhh.. *To Song Hye Kyo lookalike, i am using your pic from your blog. Dont sue 9 me k.. |
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