To be truly happy, you need to recognize sorrow

-- Chia Weng Yan, future millionaire.

13 Jan 2005 Fri
This couple of days I have been watching Full House at my office. Full House is a Korean romantic comedy drama. Its freaking good and I would recommend everyone to watch it. If you don’t fall for the girl you are probably a nutcase.

Basically the story is about a girl, Han Ji Eun ( Soong Hye Kyo ) and a guy, Lee Young Jae ( Rain ) that’s somehow forced to live with each other under the same roof. They eventually fall for each other although they argue all the time. This is different from the famous F4 Taiwan love drama simply because the way those couple fall for each other. In F4 the main actor suddenly feels for the girl for no apparent reason. The guy then proceeded to woo the main actress until she eventually cannot tahan and fell for him.

As for the Full House drama, it is a lot different the ways how those couple fell for each other. Both the main character hated each other guts at the beginning of the show. In fact, they are arguing all the time. However no matter how much they argue they would forgive each other the next day. Even when they are trying to be nice with each other they have to mask it by arguing. It is very hilarious how those 2 will try stalling each other so that they can spend more time with each other. One thing I really like about this movie is the portrayal of both the main characters in the movie. Lee Young Jae portrays himself as a hot temper guy, but is in fact a very kind hearted guy. Meanwhile Hang Ji Eun is another kind girl that does not seem to have an ounce of hot temper genes in her despite her lame attempt at it. Furthermore it helps that she is like amazingly cute even with tied up *bon bon ( I dunno what you call them.. Imagine Chun Li tied up hair in Street Fighter. ). I mean where got women still looks good with those side pony tail. Tell me la.. Where got?..You guys should also check out those cute rabbit lips. The only girl that I know that has similar lips would be Jane I guess… hahaha yes Jane.. if you are reading this.. You do have rabbity lips.. hahaha…

Watching the show got me thinking. Isn’t this the proper way to fall for someone? To fall for someone despite all the differences. To care for each other no matter how much disagreement they have on each other view/opinion. In the movie the couple would argue over silly things and then totally forget about it minutes later. I always thought that no matter how happy a couple are in a relationship, if they do not know how to cope with disagreement then the relationship is going to fail anyway. I think you can judge a personality by observing the way they react when/after they got into an argument. Humans react differently when they are in a argument. Some will shout, others cry. So far the only girl I know that has no ‘anger’ genes in her would probably be Su May and Sharon… hahah getting into an argument with them would be close to impossible..

Well if you want to watch this movie for free go to www.youtube.com and search for Full House. Do remember to go to the dentist after you watch the drama though, just because the main actress is soooo damn cute..

31 Dec 2005 Sat
So how was your new year? Mine was rather eventful to say the least. We started the day by buying some drinks for the party that night. After that Hui and I, rushed over to Sharons place at around 3:30 pm. We had to eat our lunch in Gary’s car as we were already late to check in.

Once we reach we got our keys and got into our room. Boy, It was a really beautiful room and we’ve got a magnificent view. Gary, Sharon, Hui and I shared the same room. Hui was literally holding me back from knocking Gary unconscious and doing nasty nasty things to Sharon.. hahahhaha.. Anyway it was still early then so we just chilled out in our room watching silly shows. At about 5 p.m, Sharon left us to join her friends while the rest of us went to the gym. *Initially was supposed to go swimming but the pool was being decorated for the night party. Sigh. After gym and a *cold steambath we went upstairs and prepared for the night.

At around 7 we all went down to one of Gary’s friend room. There were already quite a number of people there and I only knew a handful. Jason was there forcing everyone to drink. Those guys are literally mad. The way they drink alcohol is absolutely amazing. Its like they are drinking Chinese Tea. Shots are for gay ass. Here we drink like a man. Here we drink cupful of pure non-mixed alcohol. Nooooo.. not those itsy bitsy lil cup.. Nooooooo… Here we drink with big huge ass grande cups. As always there is an abundance of pretty girl in the room. Most are taken of course. There is even one that looks like Serena that day. We even played alcohol poker. Damn, someone should have suggested strip poker that day. How come I didn’t think of that. *smack forehead. However we had a pretty good luck in the poker game so I didn’t actually get to drink THAT much. I mean compared to the other ass I am pretty well off.

Right before New Year we headed to Luna Bar. Paid an obscene amount of money to go in. Damn blood suckers. Anyway we were happily drinking /dancing/chatting when we saw Serena look-alike French kissing another guys for eternity. Then it happened. As I was taking some sky juice from the counter some gigantic Gwailo (mat salleh) came up and wanted to start a fight. They thought Hui had poured water on them. *We were on the rooftop, those gwailo was downstairs. Anyway they threaten to throw Hui down and Gary stop them. By then the bouncers are already up. I on the other hand had no clue what had happen and was just finished picking up my drinks. When I turn back I saw the gwailo, I said cheerfully

”Hey dude Happy New Year”, and I offered them the drinks. Foolishly.

The gwailo still on a rampage threw my drinks down on the floor and guess what happen next. Guess?

He fucking choke me with one hand and another gwailo came by and pointed at me.. “It must be you”.

I was still blur by then, and I thought I have offended him. So to protect myself I push his hand aside and raise my hand to a defensive position. *palms out, raised arm to the side of the face. I kept repeating “Hey, Happy New Year man,, cool it..Cool it”. The bouncer quickly took him aside. Phew.. I thought I was going to be involved in a bar brawl on New Year eve. If the gwailo threw a punch it would definitely ended up in a fight. The fight wont end well either, as the gwailo was at least 2 times bigger than me and he had 2 other gwailo friends. Truthfully I won’t be able to win in this match. Its like Spiderman vs Venom, Carnage and Dr.Octopus at one go. Spiderman would be crush. However…we did have a fair amount of friends scattered around. Around 10 ++ guys. I look around and the only familiar face I saw was Sharon. She signalled me to go over her place and don’t start a fight. So I did. Gary on the other hand was still near the gwailo.. So I went back to Gary and ask him to just cool down and let the bouncer deal with them. New Year lock up ain’t exactly in my New Year resolution list. A girl did come up and apologise to us. *the girl was the gwailo friend.

Only fight battles you can win, son – my dad used to say to me. After that we gathered the rest and told them to fight just in case those gwailo came back. We left the place after awhile holding back Nick * Sharon friends who still wanted to fight.. hahhaha. After all that we went back to the hotel room, drank a ton and then drag myself back to Gary’s room and slept. I was so drunk I called a bunch of people I don’t recall calling… hahha… Yes folks.. 2006 seems to be tough for the year of the Rooster…

13 Dec 2005 Tue
My whole body is aching. Just went to the 1 Utama Climbing gym recently. I called Kelvin and Tee Lee along to check it out. Initially Eve and Tham was supposed to go, however they pulled out at the last minute. * What a shame.

Nevertheless i went there and i fill in some application form. In the form there were a lot of yadda yadda stuff so i just mark yes to all of them, not knowing whats in store for me. After we pass back the application form, a gwailo came over and said " i understand that you understand what we all understand ". " If anything happen to you fuckers i wont be held responsible, Amen". hahaha.. We got lectured as we fill in the damn form incorrectly. I thought to myself.. * I just wanna climb... finish your damn lecture quick. Was damn embarrass as the damn gwailo HAVE to purposely lecture us in front of all the chics.. " and remember folks, with great powers comes great responsibilies", the gwailo said while grinning at the girls..*middle finger ..

In case you guys are wondering, climbing in 1 U is freaking expensive.

It cost me like 37 bucks for a days climb compared to 16 in Summit climbing centre. I think the reason why its so expensive is because they hire those gwailo and those ABC girl to work over here. Damn you.. Oi we are earning RM not USD kay....

After the neverending lecture from the gwailo, we finally got a break. There was this ABC girl that brought us around for a short tour around the premises. Not bad. " The gym actually has an auto belay belt. The main function of an auto belay belt is actualeiii * american slang* .....for LOSERS like you because you cant find yourself a climbing partner ", she chuckled... NOoooo... my eyes darted back and forth. Is she mentioning bout me? Damn you...

We started climbing around 2:30. After a year out of action it was certainly harder than i thought. I got so many bruises and cuts that i actually bleed... Woo hooo more scars...I swear when those guys contruct the gym the must have inluded tiny tiny razors and blend them together to make the climbing wall. Halfway through the climb the ABC girl came over. " Hey, can i watch you guys climb?". Woo hooo..

At the end of it all, we climb for around 3 hours++ i guess. Was freaking tired. My whole back and forearm was sore for a couple of days. Just love that feelings. Yes,, I am a sadist. Jess called a couple of days later and asked me to climb on Tuesday. " But i just climb on Sat, Jess and my forearm is still sore", i told her. She scolded " DOnt be a WUSS lar"..

WUSS? A WUSS?

She's calling me a wuss. What the hell... Nobody calls me a wuss k.. Nobody.. So i told her to 'kei teng' (stand still) and i will be there on Tuesday. Come to think of it i think i just became victim of reverse psychology.. Oh well at least i had a great time there. .. hahhaha..Oh.. Remember the Gwailo lecturer? Well as it turn out, he is not soooo smart himself. You see, when i went there on Tuesday i asked him how much am i supposed to pay. So he said

" hmm that 22 + 7 + 7... Wait i will get the calculator."

kakakaka... My heart was laughing so loudly i think i might have just choked on my saliva. Pictures will be posted next round.

29 Nov 2005 Tue
Sam had asked us to go to the Breakers yesterday. So i gathered the gang and headed to Hartamas for dinner. Sam said he had call some hot chics along.

Sam:"Chia, your old friend 'Jerekah' is coming" *spelling might be wrong
Me: WTF ... who is jerekah? Jeremy is it?
Sam: 'Jerakah' lar! Pokai!
Me: Hahahah i dont know any girl name 'Jerekah' k. Jacqueline is it?
Sam: Told you already 'Jerekah'. Your long lost friend.
Me: Yeah wateva.. Just come down to Hartamas quick ass..
*phone conversation ended
Hui: Jacqueline coming?
Me: Yup!

Surprisingly Sam was not late for the dinner. Yes, i must admit his punctuality is rather impressive noadays.. Tee Lee came by soon after. My foosball skill is kinda rusty as i have not been playing it for sometime. Seems to me Tee Lee and Sam must have been practising in my absence. Luckily for me i am naturally talented.. hahahaa. After a few rounds Sam went off and came back with a stranger. "Chia, meet 'Jerekah' ?.. hehe", he said. By the way Jerekah looked exactly like my cousin from Singapore. So alike that i nearly called out her name from a far. Then she said," Chia you dont remember me?".

WAIT JUST A SEC...

"When did i know a girl like you..If i know you i would remember.. trust me", i replied without thinking.. " Boo hoo hoo..Sam. Chia don't remember me", she complained. "Its me, REMEMBER?". Its rather interesting as i dont recall her face at all. Then she said "It's me Si Huan". Holy mother of cow. It cant be. "My my i cant regonise you", I said. "My my how big have you grown? Come give 'suk suk' a hug",.. hahahahha.. Anyway still cant regonise her one single bit. The last time i saw her, she was still a small lil kid with saliva dripping from the side of mouth.. haha..

So after several rounds of foosball we sat and chatted. Then suddenly i head a commotion. I saw Calvin cooly lifting his finger and telling a guy to fark off in front a girl. " What the hell is he doing", i thought. He is going to get himself kill, that idiot. So i set my PROTECT-HENG-DAI mode to condition Yellow 2. However, the guy must have thought Calvin is some sort of tai lo and just walked off. As it turn out Calvin just lost a bet in a game of pool and he had to walk up to this cute chic to get her name. Bravo.. Bravo.. mighty big balls he got there, considering the amount of guys around that chic. There was around 8 to 9 guys with her.

Next it was Keane' s turn as he too lost in a bet. So he waited and waited. He complained that there were no pretty girls around. " This one... no good lar, That one no good either", he kept complaining. At the end he went and intro a teaser girls to us. WTF no fair. He must have paid her money. hahahhahaha...

After that we all went for supper till around 2 am *if i remember correctly. Heck and its only Tuesday.. Tomorrow is going to one tough day. Well no photos this time around.

16 Nov 2005 Wed
This happen last week. I went to Nirvana at bangsar for supper together with Ooi meng, Tham, Kerliy, Bee Sim, Gary, Sharon and Hui. As the table we sat at was a tad to small we decided to move to another bigger table. Unfortunately the table was filled withs plates and cups of the previous patron. So Kerliy nicely asked one of the waiter to clean it up.

"Boss, tolong CLEAR- kan table", kerliy said

The waiter, clearly havent heard of the word "CLEAR " before, replied "KIRA ah ?". Kerliy thought the waiter did not hear what she said and promptly spoke a louder, more precise "bukan kira, tolong CLEAR! bukan kira, CLLEEEAAAARRR!!!". By then the waiter gave her a WTF look and left her dumfounded and wondering whats wrong.
After that, we all chatted for a while before contestant no 2. , LEE OOI MENG step up and asked another waiter.

"ELLO, Tolong 'CLEAR' meja ", she said

I give her a 7 point for her effort. Since she smiled and all. However as predicted the waiter shouted back. " Kira! ".
"Bukan bukan" , Ooi Meng protested. So she acted out the 'wiping' action so that the waiter would understand. Just as it seems that the waiter got it, the waiter went back inside and JUST forgot about us. Purely accidental I am sure as we were seating ONLY at the main entrance. I mean the tired waiter SURELY could have missed us out of the hundreds of trips to the kitchen, RIGHT?.. RIGHT.

So, clearly frustrated Contestant no. 3, Khoo Bee Sim step forward and tried her luck. She is even worst. The waiter brushes her off even before she manage to speak. Irritated she said " Hmmph,, mah che b**, how f***ing rude. I hate rude ppl. F*** them la" . hahhahah (sorry some parts of this conversation are made up).

Well its all up to me now. I had to save the damsel in distress. So i gave one of the waiter a cock stare and ask him to come over.

"Oii , tak tahu bersih meja kah , puk****? , I yelled .(once again parts of this conversation are made up) . The waiter, clearly startled by my angered face quickly clean up the table. Hehe.. it helps to have a gangster face sometimes. Nevertheless just when everything seems fine, here comes a drunk sexy lady with cleavage bulging everywhere, sitting just right oppposite of our table. Obviously all the attention goes to her the moment she sat down. Gary TER-SUDDENLY had the urge to go to the counter and get some tissue. Sharon was laughing all the way. *Its funny how she does not get angry or jealous at all... GF of the year award goes to Sharon...

Suddenly, the drunk sexy lady spilled her drink on her table. Guess what happen folks? Faster guess? hahahahhah.. 4 fucking waiters wipe the fucking table. Count em ..Four, Empat, Sei, bloody waiter. Hahaha. Never underestimate the power of cleavage. The waiter certainly took their time as well. They made sure every square inch of the table is cleaned. They were stalling for time to gawk at the uhmm... canyons, of course. Kerliy was frustrated by the way the waiter acted.

"Wat the hell... here have 4 pairs of boobs man! , Geez", she complained. " Well yes, in our table there is 4 pair of boobs but there is no cleavage around aint it", i chuckled. ahahhahaahaha. The restaurant should clearly put up a sign that says

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