27 Sept 2005 Mon
Sook Ting send me this horoscope document yesterday.. Download here . Dun try to analyze me... you wacko..
Breath in, Breath out...
26 Sept 2005 Mon
Its takes a lot of effort and time for me to gain just a itsy bitsy tiny bit. I went to Redang recently so I train like a dog just to gain enough to look good on the beach. Here is my fortnightly training program before I went to Redang:
80 push ups
30 chin ups
30 sit ups
eat like a recently release prisoner
After doing that for about 3 weeks I gain just a tiny bit and I was quite please about it. So I was quite happy for a while before BAM! I got a flu and fever for 2 fucking day and … * shrivel shrivel.. I lost damn a lot of weight. Sigh I am pissed/sad. Gawd.. This is crazy .. All those 3 weeks for nothing. Where is the justice? Can I report this to someone ?. I need to file a complain letter. Is there a government department I can talk to? Oh well they should set up one anyway… Hahaaha… So here I am all shrunked and weak.. Damn… I need a male volunteer to be my punching bag and a female volunteer (preferably with long legs and BIG .. eyes) to uhmm.. motivate me.. hahahaahaah.. * / brain not wired up properly for todays post..
Justice League last issue...
22 Sept 2005 Thu
There is no justice in this world. There are only corruptions and sins. There was a murder trial lately of a young teenager that got murdered. The “innocent” men supposedly brought the kid to the hospital after beating him up ( if I remember correctly). So police rounded those “innocent” men up and charged them with murder. The trial just ended recently. The results, all three “innocent” men are found to be TRULY FUCKING GOD DAMN WTF MCH PK HELL LOT OF BULLSHIT … innocent. It seems the judge found the evidence to be uhmmm.. let me put it in a nice way.. hmm ok.. the judge found the evidence to be I AM BRIBED SO MUCH I DID NOT SEE ANY SIGNIFICANT EVIDENCE/WITNESS/BODIES.
What is wrong with the world.. The rich get away with everything. I do mean everything. Those “innocent” men have pictures of the boy being bound and gagged with bruises everywhere. Is that not enough evidence for you? You bloody judge.. You bloody jury. Damn you. Is this the new management team that will be taking over hell soon? They seem to be doing a pretty good job. Dear GOD, I wish each and every one of those people involved in taking bribes in this murder case to have one of their sons murdered. If there is no bribery involved then just ignore my wish GOD. Hehehe..
Rain dance ...
17 Sept 2005 Tue
Ma*aysia, a tropical country, a country filled with luscious flora and fauna. A mystical land blessed with lots of natural resources. A country with—out WATER.. Wait a minute.. what the fuck. Hahahahh.. Recently I read a newspaper headline which says “PRAY FOR RAIN”. For a nanosecond there I thought I was living in the middle of Sahara desert. This is ridiculous. I just don’t get it. If a tropical country need to pray for it to rain, then the Si*gap*rean is definitely going to have to drink their own uhmm… shii shiii. It is like standing in the middle of a rainstorm and not getting wet. Its like jumping into the swimming pool and the only place that got wet was your pubic region.
The people in charge are saying the rain is not falling in the right place. Hmm.. Ok wait ..wait… Lets all pray to GOD so that the wind will blow the rain cloud to the reservoir, kay.. hahah.. Oh.. we while we at it, we might need to show some of our bambi eyes power. If we act cute enough I am sure THE ALMIGHTY will help us out. Ok on the count to 3, put on your best bambi eyes post k.. one, two, three.. GO *fluttering eyes non-stop.. Since we are praying and all I might as well pray for the stuff that are on my ‘praying’ list. Hmm..
1. My project manager to have a mild heart attack..ops Sorry .. make it a major one.
2. To have Soong Hye Kyo as my girlfriend.. muahahahaha..
3. To have the ability to make my parents younger.
4. To have a car that will auto repair itself.
5. To have flock of naked women feeding me grapes..
How not to date 101 ...
17 Sept 2005 Tue
16 september should be etched in my memory forever. I was rushing for a deadline. Woke up early and work for 14 hours non stop. Jane was back from Singapore. We decided to have dinner together. So by 9, I left my office and flew back to my home to take a lightning quick shower and then "initial D-ed " all the way to fetch her. I went to Taman Bahagia station to pick her up when . * buble thought* Hmm... Where is she..? .. Oh there is a leggy girl in front. Tall, thin and lanky. Better take a look before Jane come by. muahahahah.. Evil laughter...Suddenly *bubble thought burst*. "Holy Mother of Cow, its Jane!". hahahahah X a zillion times. She was wearing a short skirt. Eh.. she got thinner.. hmm..Damn. What is she doing? Trying to seduce me like that. hahahaha... *Chanting way of the rebel mantra*.. must increase resistance.
So we have decided to eat at dinner at the Curve.
Was talking to her happily/ looking at her legs when she said " uhmm chia, i think your
side is a bit near to the wall leh"."huh?", I replied.. Screech ,,crash crash... *
What the fuck..Nooooo...OK stay calm..fuh fuh.. I cant go in front any further or more damage will be done.* So I calmly reverse my car..
Reaaallllllly slowly... Ok here the thing. The car was kinda stuck on the side. Hmm... ok just a itsy bitsy more power. The engine roared a
little and then *glass smash sound*. What the fuuuucccckkkkkk... The side mirror broke.. Stupid 2.0 car..So powerful for what.. Already in my mind
I can imagine my dad chopping off my balls. 2 accidents in 2 months. A new record for me.. woo hoo . Jane was saying" chia, can you calm down".
Arrgghhh. I am already so freaking calm and yet she said that.. great just great... Sigh.. Thats 2 cookie point lost.. Oh well shit happens. Fuck it.
Mental note: when you are sleepy do not talk/ look at the leg of your passenger. hahhaha
So we went to Kim Gary and chatted and joke around. As always she is picking food from my quarters. As Kim Gary was closing we have decided to grab a drink. So I went to Chillis. The music was too loud. We have just decided to bail when suddenly the manager came out," Sir can I help you?, Oh the music too loud ? I will turn it down right away"...Can someone pass me the Manager OF THE YEAR award here please. So we sat down and looked at the menu. Well didn’t like any of the drinks there but both of us was rather too embarrassed to go since the manager PURPOSELY tone down the music for us. At the end we exited at the back door when no one was looking.. Uhmm hopefully..So we ended hanging out in Starbucks playing JENGA and...damn shes good.. We stack the whole thing until none movable block was left and yet the damn thing did not fall.
After 19 hours awake I felt like a zombie. Drove her back when her hp received a msg. She has 107 missed call. My GAWD.. 107..Can you believe it.. Repeat after me .. One hundred and seven, Yat Pak Leng Cat, Seratus tujuh, missed call. Ok let just say there is 50 guys and girls calling her on that day. And all of them called twice that will still be only a 100 miss call. One wacko will still have to call her 7 other time to come out with the God-forbidden 107 missed calls. All her friends were at SODA.. So she bambied eyed me and ask me to send her to meet her friends. Just couldn’t resist those damn bambi eyes. Damn, one day those bambi eyes is going to get me killed.
2:00 am. We are lost. There goes another 2 cookie points. Jane brought me to some road and was guessing all the way back to PJ. Met her friends and left her before meeting up with Hui and Keane. GAWD. How can anyone lose 4 cookie points in a day? This must be the worst date any guy could experience. I am traumatized. After such a 'Hurricane Katrina' event, it would be a miracle if both of us would want to go out on dates ever again.. Shimmers....
