23 Aug 2005 Tue
It is 4 am now. I am still wide awake, having my weekly fix of computer game addiction. It’s going to kill me sooner or later. Tham said he will call around noon tomorrow so I unwillingly shut down my pc and slept. Tham and the gang came by around 2 pm and we all went for lunch before heading to PD separately. I had to drive. Have to work on Sunday. Now I know why my dad got mad easily when I was young. Never thought earning pieces of monetary valued paper would be so hard.
Reached PD and was surprised that the hotel we were staying was better than we anticipated. We watch some animation for a while before heading to the beach. Saw some bikini clad girl wrestle a guy to the ground. Lucky bastard. Can’t use the handphone as the reception is all clog up. After a while, I took a swim at the hotel swimming pool.
Was at walking to the rave when we saw bee sim and her gang. Saw Lainey and she was already high on alcohol and uhmm.. stuff. Have not even began to chat before she and eve started to throw some !@#$@#% words at me. She gave me real nice whack at the back. I swear to God she’s not high when she hit me. “ Here chia! Have my hand print on your back, It will look nice on ya..”. Geez.
Tham and eve was flirting for so damn long that I have decided to take a walk around. There were tons of beautiful girls. It was dark and I cant see well so I presume they are pretty. Dance around with the bee sim gang for a while before it got a bit too crowded and I walk off. As I was walking around I recognized something familiar. *bubble thought* ( Hey ! isn’t that Sook Ting’s butt ). True enough there she was, dancing and shaking her butt like a bird under seizure. hahahhaaha. Dance a lil while when I receive a sms from Jane. Damn.. Only manage to reply few msg before the battery when dead.
We decided to move to another DJ when suddenly someone whacked my arm. I thought someone was looking for a fight. I looked up, shrugged my shoulder and threw a punch back and… Wait a minute! That Hui’s face. My fist made a lightning detour. He said Sam were nearby. Typical Sam has left the place when Hui had repeatedly ask him to stay put. We looked around and then both of us saw him. Then I signal to Hui to surprise him by running towards him. So I crouched and ran towards him, and to MY surprise, he got SO surprise that he fell down to EVERYONE’s surprise. Hahahaha.
Decided to move back to the trance DJ and we all dance near some “hau” girls. Dance till 4 am before we walk back to our hotel. Slept like a log. Had to wake up 9 am tomorrow. Gawd..
Passionate Weekend 2...
08 Aug 2005 Mon (read the lower post before this one..:) )
Sat morning. Hui woke me up and told me that he aint going to PC Fair. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, ...I was supposed to meet up with Jane there. Had to change plan and we have decided to go to Mid Valley for lunch. Fetch my sis to 1 utama and i head back home to take my handphone.
Traffic was real bad that day. I was already late when Jane called. To make matter worst , all the parking was full. Got out and sms Jane... she forgot her KL hp so i cant call her. Sigh... An absent minded stewardess indeed. Thank goodness shes not a pilot. Met her in the cinema and she was wearing the green skirt.. AGAIN ... hmmm .. Nevertheless she got a surprise for me.. MY birthday present.. hahahahahah. X 10000. Gwen, Hui and Roy would not believe what she gave to me.. *Tell you about it later on k.
Anyway we headed to Chillis and ordered some food. Surprisingly it was a rather filling meal. Jane said she wanted to go camping but i seriouly doubt it. Shes such a prissy girl. She afraid of all insects. ALL KIND OF INSECTS. dead ones, live ones.. it doesnt matter.. She will fall to the ground and pretend to die whenever she sees any insect within sight. So she ahem ahem .. suggested to bring her to a camping spot where there is no insects.... a place with no insects but has grass.... Hmmmm... SIA airstewardess are wacko.. WACKO. Wanted to smack her forehead but her eyes were all 'bambi-like' and her face were filled with determination and excitement, I just couldnt bring myself to do it. haha
Recently I found out that she just broke up with Kenny and currently got EKK by another guy name Jay. So i have decided to test her reaction and ask her bout Jay. (* guys test girl too.. ). All i can say is, she failed miserably. While looking down on her plate, she said " Oh, Jay ah,, !! uhmm well uhmm.. he and i have nothing going on.. uhmmm.. we just meet up once in a while ... uhmm you know la.. Gwen and Kim is always not around... and he is so free..sooo....". Hahahahhahahahha. Well, she seriously cant tell a lie. After much 'uhmm' and 'ahhh' she change the subject by cutting me some pieces of chicken drumlets. EKK again?? So soon??
After lunch i send her off as she is meeting her friend in KLCC. Before she went down the car i asked," Hey arent you forgetting something", hoping that she does not go off with my birthday present. "Hmm, wat did i forgot?", grinning. " Your birthday present is in the back seat lar",. I smack my forehead.. " Now what else did i forget" she smiled ,.. Hmm my eyes widened. "A kiss perhaps".. i mumbled. " Keys? Camera? Phone? ", she continued while searching through her purse..."Huh! what did ya say", Sigh... forget it...
Reach home and i switch on my comp as usual. As i opened her present i burst into laughter. Guess what she gave me? a mini Dunhill X-centric perfume..
Smile....
My sis and I ... (hands off slayaa!!).
Gwen and I.... (shes so SHY..blushing wei..kaka)
Mr. and Mrs. Smith ....
Big eye and the small eye ....(hahaha)
Virgin killers... (Ladies be afraid.. be very afraid!!).
Passionate Weekend...
08 Aug 2005 Mon
Friday night, Gwen is back from Singapore. We 'MUST' go out. Went for steamboat dinner before heading to 'Passion'. We were already late and guess who was already at 'Passion'. Its Sam. hahahah. If Sam can be earlier than us, I am sure the world will end soon. The entire journey to 'Passion' was filled with laughter. Those guys were actually joking about the perfume i use. OK ok , i am using Dunhill X-centric perfume.. What? Hey my bro gave it to me k.. so shut it. So to anyone out there, Please help me smell good .. puhhh leaseee ..
Went in 'Passion' and i thought i was in the wrong club. Hmm... whats with the music? Should have opt for 'Poppy' instead. Initially i thought of getting drunk, just to drown my sorrows from all the stress recently. However my sister had decided to tag along.. The rule of thumb is to remain sober enough to fight when your sister is clubbing with ya. So i cut down on the alcohol. Roy and few of his "SLAYERRsssss aka virgin killer, bandaraya, playa" friends was there. I set my PROTECT-SISTER-AT-ALL-COST mode to condition RED Two. hahahhaa. Joe was already questioning me about my sister. I had to remind him i am into kickboxing and brazilian jujitsu. Sook Ting called soon after... she was out clubbing too.
Joe brought a few girls. There was a SIA stewardess, a Seremban tai kar che ( seriously..), a girl that no one introduce and a few others. Hmm .. As i recall Sam and Penny was missing in action after a while, presumebly having a quickie somewhere. Gary and Sharon came by and we went to Poppy to dance... Poppy has far better music and crowd. It was real crowded and i could hardly breath. Girls were dancing seductively everywhere. Gwen kept asking me to pick some chic up. She said " Chia, that one is good!! Got sweaty cleavage somemore ! Go go go. Gambade ", with her usual anime V victory sign. She was totally unaware i was already eyeing a girl behind her.. hahaha.. Was eye flirting and she entertained till her friends drag her elsewhere.. Damn.. As it was very hot we moved back to 'Passion' and took some pictures. Joe and Roy the 'slayaa' took multiple pics with my sis. ( i was already turning into Ed Gein by then).
Went to supper and found out that Jess was interested in wall climbing too. Woo hoo .. finally someone to climb with. A 6a (*6a climbing difficulty) girl climber.. Nooo .. It couldnt be.. Sook Ting called and she came by with her sis. Hmm.. she wore black.. Told her she look good in black. WTF.. what am i talking about.. I must be high at that time. Sorry eh. Went home and slept till 1030am...
Rivendell...
03 Aug 2005 Wed
Went camping recently with four ex-schoolmates. They were King Hui the Silent King, King Roy the Lok Sui King, King Tim the Wise King, King Apek the Porn King, and last but not least King Chia the Cook-King.. muahahhaa. We met early in the morning. At 730 am. I was late. Had breakfast with them and then went back to our secondary school. Bought a new scouts t-shirt from the scout den.
Was hiking up Ulu Bendul, carrying 3 big water bottles and charcoal up with us. Whole damn backpack must have weigh at least 20 kg. Half way through we came to a map. There were 20 markers to get to the camping site. On the map there were a clear " YOU ARE HERE " sign. However King Hui pointed at one of the markers and said " hmmm, i think we are here ". My ears and eyes went hay wired, and i replied " HELLO! ahem ahem... WE ARE HERE!!, can read or not. Scout wor..hahhaah Scout wor " .
Reach the peak around noon. Clean the place up a bit and i was appalled to the sight of rubbish littered everywhere. Irresponsible campers should be shot dead. Nevertheless, after setting up our tents we began to light a fire and cook. First up the menu was porridge, dace fish and pickled vege. Our stomach was like a pregnant lady bythe end of it and we went for a swim in the waterfall. The water was ice cool.
Went for fishing and tried to catch some fish for dinner. However we only manage 3 tiny fishes so we have decided to scrap that. Our dinner consist mainly of burgers, eggs and beans. Not to mention some sizzling 'Black Label'. Every thing we cook had to have a dash of alcohol. hahhah. Egg with alcohol, Beans with alcohol and of course Burgers with alcohol. After our dinner everybody was dead tired and I slept for a while. My tent has a bloody tree root in the middle of it. Guess who slept on the root. Me. Needless to say i had very little sleep. About an hour after that, we were all awake chatting bout guys stuff. The whole world are talking bout their romping experience. I kept quiet. I learn a lot from all these chatting session. According to King Apek girls are divided into 3 categories. There are the dreaded dinasour, the average pig and the mouth watering horse. All of them was lecturing me to get a girl. They speak as if getting a GOOD gf was easy. Maybe for them. LALALALALALA.. Conversation with them actually did boost my urge to go hunting a little bit.. hahaha.
After that i went to sleep. Yawnn.. anyway to cut the story short, it was a great camping trip. Felt really relax and it was fun to meet up with the ol' kings..
The 5 Kings in front of Helms Deep
We are here Hui.. can see or not
The lost tribe of Rivendell
A safety pin, rafia and a rod
This is what i call resourceful..
Poor fishy actually died the next day
Profesionals at work
The 5 out of 10 Kings
Sun, Sea and Boink Boink 2...
29 July 2005 Fri
Woke up really early to watch the sunrise. Didnt manage to catch it though.. Guess who i saw sitting on a bench?? It was Boink Boink... And she looked at me. Yipee.. Messy hair and half asleep face must be a turn-on for all girls. After breakfast me and Harry went snorkelling before heading towards the marine park. There were tons of fish in the marine park. Took some pictures with the local cameraman and of Adeline's camera. Adeline was smart enough to drop her snorkelling tube which i found . Damn it.. i have to dive down.. grab the bloody tube and swallowed tons of sea water.. Yau Yeng. Harry found a new way of feeding the fishes by biting onto some bread.. Sook Ting and I caught a glimpse of the elusive 'Garoupa' (a very big fish) just when the time is up.
Was waiting for lunch when suddenly Harry called out to me to head into the cafeteria , signalling me with the "Jugggghs" hand signal. I knew Boink Boink was there. hahahah . True enough she was there along with all the rest of the hyenas that was all eyeing after her. After lunch i think we went swimming and volleyball. (Can't really remember). Went canoeing with the girls after that. Tham and I was reluctant as canoeing with the girls would means lots of awkward silence and more muscle ache. However the girls didnt get any of our hint when we said " Uhmm, I will be canoeing with Tham". Geez, how much more obvious can you get ? Yet they were all like " So, Chia i would canoe with you and Tham with her ". What the fuck!! I thought i heard wrongly but no such luck.
Brought Sook Ting to look at some shark the day before, so i brought her to watch some crabs this time. Must have swam a lilttle too far as i got stung by some unknown stuff in the water. At first i thought it was just me, ( Wan Kok Lei Keh!) when Sook Ting claimed something stung her too. Shit...(* insert Mission Impossible song here).. By then i knew i had been stung by jelly fish, but i tried not to scare Sook Ting and just calmly lead her back. Guess what happen next. With the jelly fish behind us and me dragging the non-movable Sook Ting around , i had a cramp. Yup.. The culprit must be a combination of the jellyfish poison and exhaustion of moving ahem' ahem' around.. muahahhahah. Killer drama.. Met up with Tham and Harry and both of them TRIED to teach Sook Ting how to swim. I have to emphasize again.. TRIED and failed miserably. Somehow Sook Ting butt was moving up and down and then TER-suddenly Tham came out with a remark " Ei, you got a nice butt Sook Ting".. I was floored. Nearly drowned under 2 feet of water. Here we are teaching her how to swim and then Tham had to say such thing. Needless to say i didnt eat much during dinner after that. ( Tham, I think you might have scarred me for life).
After dinner we went for a walk and came across a Beach disco. Dance a little before we head to a beachside to look at luminous sand. After that we all headed back to our bed.. Snore..
Sun, Sea and Boink Boink 1...
26 July 2005 Mon
I was at Redang again. For the third time. There were eleven of us. Eugene, Su May, Tham, Harry, Pei Joo, Adeline, Harry's colleague, Yvonne, Mi Yen ( i think), Sook Ting and myself. After a 30 minute boat ride we reach Redang. Ahhh,, the sun, sea and wait a minute!!..where are the hot babes? The bikini clad hotties. Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!... haha...We checked in soon after. Went snorkelling after we paid for the equipment. RM 20 .. ka ching!!. If i recall correctly i was the first one in the water and heck.. i was utterly dissapointed. The corals are dying everywhere. The fishes is nowhere to be found. The rapid development of Redang must have cost massive destruction to the natural environment there. Damn you, developers!! Leave those poor fishies alone!! We had a booked for a fishing trip later on in the day. As we were waiting for the fishing trip we have decided to play volleyball at NOON!!!.. Yes, we are that DUMB. The whole game routine was SERVE - TRY TO HIT BACK BUT CANT - PICK UP BALL - SERVE. hahahah. Worst of all we didnt even get to see any sexy body. None of my friends wore bikinis. Ok, Let me tell you about Seremban girls. You would have a higher chance of seeing an UFO compared to seeing any of my friends with a bikini. They wear so much clothing it actually make those Taliban women look sexy.
Lunch was served around noon. Here is where we met Boink Boink. Who is Boink Boink anyway? Well its a nickname we gave to a girl that has the nicest pair of boobies i have seen. Even Tham agree with me on this. Her look is not bad but Boy! that perfect pair of boobies. It will wiggle with the slightest movement. Damn Tham was real lucky as she was bending down to get her food right when Tham was standing right opposite her. Boink boink .. down.. boink boink up..Tham was already bleeding by then.. Tham, Harry and I called ourselves ' THE HYENAS ' because it was clear we are stalking Boink Boink which we nickname " THE YOUNG IMPALAS ". We were not only the 3 hyenas around, mind you,.. Nooo.. Whenever Boink Boink is around there would be lots of other 3 Hyenas.. stalking her... From the teens to the fifties.. everyone is trying to get hold of Boink Boink ..literally.. hahaha..
The fishing trip was alright... Sook Ting was being held hostage by one of those locals as she does not know how to swim. She gave me a " CHIA-PLS-HELP-ME " look but i ignore her purposely. After that she got drag away by the locals. Presumely for some action. hahahahha. Saved her from the locals after a while. Cant let them molest her too much.. hehe. After the fishing trip I went canoeing with Harry. It was a pretty nice work out. My whole back was aching.
We cancelled our free dinner to eat somewhere else. Stopped by a restaurant and ate porridge steamboat. Chill out for a while before heading back to our room to sleep. At 10 pm. Can you believe that. I can't either. So i took a walk and guess what those jokers did? They locked the door. So i pounded non-stop till eugene came to unlock the door. Didnt really slept well on the first day though...
