13 July 2005 Mon
The dreaded day has come. MY 24th birthday. I am broke. At midnight i actually cooked porridge for myself. How pityful can that be. Wei yee was the first to call. Its amazing how little we manage to chat. Felt kinda awkward as i used to be close to her. ( She has always been the first to call for the last 7 year). Sook Ting called next and she was in Breakers with some of her friends. By then i had already finish my daily exercise, eaten my porridge and was ready to sleep. I slept around 1:30 am when i was awaken by a sms send by Hui Zeer.
Went to work and Sharon wished me. Next came Man Yen. Well i am meeting her up afterwards. She wanted a private dinner but i already had plans with the rest of the seremban gang so i had to postpone he dinner.( To Tham and Roy, this girl is Man Yen not Man Yee... ass).. haha... Gary on the other hand had to wish me over msn as he is still in Korea. Right after that Su May called to wish me. She is bubbly as always. Jane sms me after that.. woohoo...
Went to lunch with my collegue. 18 colleague altogether. Feels like a CEO of a big company. Ordered tons of food and took tons of pictures. Emmy was there of course.. muahahahhah.. We went to Wong Kok restaurant and they gave me a Huge Juuugggggsss of Drink.. F.O.C of course.
After work i rush back home to change and i uhmmm ... burn the back of my scalp. How does anyone burn the back of their scalp? OK, i will teach you step by step.
Step 1: switch on the water heater
Step 2: wait for the water to heat up to boiling point
Step 3: Be ignorant and just take a shower.. Warrgghhhh X 10000
Its like marking a cow with a hot rod.
Nevertheless Sooky fetch me as Hui went to fetch Roy. She didnt call me when she reached as she was tooo busy flirting with her admirers over the phone. Somehow she thought i had telepathic capabilites and will automatically know when she reach my place. After eating lunch at Kim Gary we headed off to Breakers. Yes folks, Its Breakers again. Wanted to go to Luna Bar but we ended up choosing Breakers. Played foosball and pool. Lost to Sook Ting.. ( I think i was thinking of something else when i was playing with her.. muahhahaha). After supper we all went home. Lastly i would like to say thank you to all my buddies and gals for a great night out.
Multimedia team
good + up yours + good
Listen to the CEO
Paying attention to me.. muahahha
Groupie. Notice the Huge drink?
Taking a sip
1 year old ? Hmmm..
I wish for ?? hahahha
Surrounded by boobies. Help
An yong hasaiyo..
Non-dancers only...
11 July 2005 Mon
Was at Poppy for Man Yen birthday. John came by to fetch me and Kourni's cousin. Kourni wore a sexy short skirt once again. Lucky bastard John. Reach there around 11. Emmy was there with Wilson. Knowing emmy she wear her usual pants and a lacy shirt. Hmm.. Not a really suitable clubbing attire. Brought a bottle of JD and walked right in. ( Well Man Yen belanja).. The table we got was so-so. A litlle loud though. Wanted to change to a nicer table but the waitress said we have to buy more alcohol. Sigh. Nevertheless we all sat down and all of them was just like sitting there,,, motionless. I mean nobody was talking. Nobody was bobbing their head. They all just stared blankly at each other. Gees... these guys cant club for fucks, i thought to myself. I quickly resolve the problem by pouring them some drinks. Played some guessing games with the girls and pretended to lose,, muahahha... Man Yen, Kathy came by later. She brought a friend along, hmm lets call her her 40dd .. hahaha. Huge body and huge.. uhmm long kang. She was molesting and flirting with John the whole night. Scary... Going clubbing with collegues is kinda sucky. They just sit there acting cool. They dont even dance for god sake. Normally the girls would ask the guys out to dance, but nooooo.. this time around i have actually ask them to dance. Emmy was not budging from her seat and Kourni.. well she has nice legs and she wore a sexy skirt. Why on earth is she sitting in her seat and not flaunting it is a mystery to me. Must have wanted to have a private time with John .. muahahha. Finally after much persuasian from Man Yen she went to the dance floor.
Oh i nearly forgot to mention. Guess who i saw. I saw mtv VJ Sarah Tan.. Wooo hooooo.. Honk honk.. hubba hubba X 100. She was with the Malaysian idol host. The guy name is Jien or something like that. They were having a REAL good time. Steamy action all the way. Kisses and hugs. Worst of all it happen right in front of me. Its like watching soft porn.. hahaha . Damn guy is freaking lucky. I even got to touch Sarah as she was dancing just behind me that day. (Accidentally okay!!) Woo hoo.. Mental note: 8 July 2005 -- touch Sarah Tan accidentally. hahah.. Yes i am a sadist. After a while i went back and just chill out. Emmy and Wilson went back early. John was out for the count. Kourni was sitting there desperately wanted John to talk to her. I tried to hook them up. John was acting cool.. What an ass. In the end i teman Kourni a bit and then excuse myself hoping that they would hook up. Came back around 15 minutes later and guess what. Stupid John did not hook up. Damn.. i swear to god.. he is real cool.. ice cool. Kourni was in the verge of crying from the ignorance of John. At the end i have to teman her again. Joke with her a bit to make her feel better.. At the end of it we had supper and on the way home i kept fantasizing of Sarah Tan... and me. hahahah
Breakers 2...
4 July 2005 Mon
Friday night again. Was at Breakers again. Yea yea... had no money to go elsewhere,, .so shut up already.. My collegues was with me. Kourni, Kathy, John and Man yee. Unfortunately Emmy didnt come. Damn. I was surprise as Kourni was wearing something really sexy for a change. She looked hot. * hahah she must have wanted to seduce OH-SO-INNOCENT John that day. If she wore a black tight shirt it would be perfect. Started of playing pool with Gary. I think i am getting a hang on pool now. John asked me to teach the girls how to play pool. Man Yee didnt wanna learn. Kathy had style but no skills. Kourni had the skills but no style. I on the other hand, had no style and no skills. hahah.
After a couple set of pools we played foosball. Everybody was a newbie. The damn table was uneven. I seriously think the management should do something about it. Foosball was easier for me compared to pool. Its alot more fun too if you are playing with the right crowd. Tried my hand at pool again after the foosball session and watdaya know, i lost. Worst of all i lost to Kourni. She must have distracted me with her leg. What a con job. I entered the my last coloured ball together with my white ball. Fuck.. Just hate losing.
Meanwhile Kathy and Man Yee manage to kidnap my camera and took tons of pictures with them. Consist mostly of japanese i-am-so-cute post. Taking pictures with Kourni is just like a mission to snap a picture of the missing Yeti in the Himalayans. As soon as she see a camera, she would be gone. Man.. i mean she must have learn Ninjitsu or something cause she can really dissapear. After a long long time of 'disapearing' i finally had a picture taken with her. I shall post the pictures after some subtle editing. kekeke. The night ended around 1:30 am as my collegues look like a bunch of zombie by then.
When back home and my sister grab the digital camera, as she browse through it she gave a loud .. WHooaaaaa!!! Who is the lion king?. I take a look and guess who it was?? hahaahhahahhahaha...
Bring on the anime
Nearly got blinded
Braces
Posers
Notice the love struck face
and compare it... Damn
Breakers ...
27 June 2005 Mon
Friday night. My colleague joined me for an
outing in Breakers. Had to go back and change
and then drive my colleague to Sri Hartamas.
Didnt get to eat dinner with Gwen as i was a
little too rush. End up eating Maggi mee. Damn..
Jane called me after her dinner with her ex
boyfriend. Brought her to Breakers as well. John
came by soon enough. There was only John, Man
Yee, Emmy and Jane. I had to make it enjoyable
for them. So i called for backup. Hui was on his
way. Gary was upstairs and Roy said he will
reach quite soon. Ok, to distract them i quickly
changed some money and proceeded to play the
foosball. My partner was Jane (sigh.. the slower
girl.. hahaha) and John partner was Emmy.
Luckily for Jane she had ahem ahem.. me. I had
to act as if i cant play at all to keep the girl
interested at the game. Jane as predicted had a
very FAST reflex. Unfortunately the opponnent
scored. I had to save the game. The table was
not leveled. Stupid table.. i had a hard time
dribbling the foosball. At the end we won. I had
to let John save his face too so i let him win
the second round. After that i leave them to
look for Gary who was upstairs playing pool. He
was with Justin and 2 other colleague. One Of
the colleague is hot. I mean real HOT.. Sizzling
Hot.. Cili padi hot. OK enough bout her. Gary
offered me a beer and i manage to drink half of
it. Thanks anyway mate.
After that i went back down. Hui just reached
with Gwen, Serina and the boyfriend. I went out
with Jane to buy her some stuff at a store
nearby. Came back and i recorded a small boy
dancing the mebourn shuffle.* Fuck .. i want to
learn how to shuffle too. Went back in and Roy
and Apek was already at my table trying his luck
on Emmy. Damn the whole world is trying their
luck on her. Luckily she is smart enough to
twart their endless effort to get her drunk.
Not long after Jane went off to Rush. Drank and
played foosball for a few more rounds. After
that i tried my hand on pool. hahaha.. Couldnt
imagine my luck. I actually shot accurately for
the first time. At 2:30 I gave Jane a call as
she said she wanted to eat supper with me.
Liar!!!!! hahaha...Nevertheless ate supper and went home
to sleep around 4am. *Nightmare
Last minute pictures
Uhmmm no comment
The scout gang on the prowl
The chics
Me Tarzan, You Jane...
27 June 2005 Mon
Went for an outing with Jane recently. As always she was late. Walked around
looking like an idiot. Hate walking alone at shopping complex. After an eternity
Jane finally called. She was wearing a black top and a knee length skirt..
Stunning. As always she have something on her hand for her to munch on. "Apples?"
she offered me with her ever cute bambi eyes and sweet smiles. " No thanks", i
said coyly. Next questions she asked was expected of every girl i go out with. " Chia, have i gotten fat ? ". Oh shit. Such question should be banned fron human languange. I hate such questions. There are no way out of this deadly trap. "So, what are we going to watch", i tried to divert her attention. No luck. She asked again. " No ,.. Jane you have not gotten fat... and even if you do you still look stunning.", i replied. (* i was lying.. hahhaha opss. well Jane did gain a tiny weeny bit since the last time i met her).
We have decided to watch Mr and Mrs Smith although she has watch it
before. Went to Manhattan Fish Market after that cause i know she like the
tiramisu there. Both of us ate the lunch set. Sigh..wanted to order the set for
two but i did not bring enough. End of the month sucks. Jane havent change a bit.
Still a great conversationalist. We had a real great time chatting and catching
up. After lunch we pass by some interior decor shop and both of us just walk in.
Damn those shop.. So many good stuff for me to buy..
15 minutes later, we went to the Lillion Too shop for some feng shui items. Jane
was talking on the phone rather loudly and i was utterly embarrass.. hahaha..
Jane brought the popcorn as Singapore do not have any tasty snacks such as
popcorns. Before the movie start she had taught me a interesting game. I shall
name it ' The EKK Game® '. Ok, here is how you play the EKK game®. *Play this game
with the opposite sex.
First of all get any object in sight. In my case its a water bottle. Both the guy
and girl have to place their pinkie finger at the object. Next think of either the
word Tic, Tack or Toe. Now here comes the crucial part. Both of you would have to
say 1,2,3 and then say out the word you were thinking about. Be it Tic, Tac or
Toe. If both of you got the same word, congratulations both of you think alike and
both of you can make a wish. Otherwise... too bad. * You can only play it once k.
So don't think of any funny mumbo jumbo ideas to beat the system. I am not going
to tell you how it turn out for me.
So fuck off.
The movie was not bad. With Angelina Jolie to make me hot and the blasted
cineplex air-con to make me cold. Geez. No wonder i am sick now. After movie we headed back to the feng shui shop and brought 3 lucky coins. For wealth purposes. Brought Jane to 1 Utama for something she has been craving for. Its.the famous King's pau.. . Waited for her to finish the pau and then we went to yet another.. Eating session. This time its at the Uncle Lim cofee house. We ate toast. Yum yum... Think i need to buck up on my cooking skills as Jane seriously likes to eat. Wait a minute.. on the other hand i will just ask her to cook for me. Went to Ikea after that and we were testing out the bed. Imagine both of us just sleeping at randomly selected bed. Havent done that in a long long time. Took some pictures in one of the ikea bathroom showrooms. hahaha.. Her friends called not long after and i had to send her off. Had a good time and its back to work tomorrow. Fuck... noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...Javascript, HTML, Ricky and Kueh for the whole day.
